Dead and dying jokes October 19, 2026Joko What do you call a limbless swimmer? Bob. Spread the loveWhat do you call a limbless swimmer? Bob.
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, “Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch in a minute.” The man said, “Do me a favor and throw it out the window!”
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didnt remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: YOU WANKER — GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!
