Zoo jokes October 19, 2026Joko What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends? They Turnip Spread the loveWhat do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends? They Turnip
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he didnt recognize them!
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko Zoo Keeper:”Ive lost one of my elephants”Other Zoo Keeper:”Why dont you put an advert in the paper?”Zoo Keeper:”Dont be silly, he cant read!”
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …” “Yes, son?” the father said expectantly. “What bus should I take home?” the boy finished.