Children jokes October 19, 2026Joko What did the mathematician say while golfing? 2 squared! Spread the loveWhat did the mathematician say while golfing? 2 squared!
Children jokes October 21, 2026Joko After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “Whats the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: “that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home…I just want her to stay with you guys.”
Children jokes October 21, 2026Joko Little Johnnys class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, “it was so nice of you to put my daddys picture up there.”
Children jokes October 21, 2026Joko A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag. The schoolteacher said, O.K. children begin by putting your hand over your little heart and repeat with me, I pledge allegiance to the HOLD IT! HOLD IT! Johnny, why is your hand over your butt cheek instead of your heart? Johnny relied! I cant. Teacher asks, why not? Well you see, when my ant comes over to pick me up and pats my bottom and says, BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART!!!!!!
