Zoo jokes October 19, 2026Joko What did the man say when he sat on a candle? Fire in the hole! Spread the loveWhat did the man say when he sat on a candle? Fire in the hole!
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …” “Yes, son?” the father said expectantly. “What bus should I take home?” the boy finished.
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.