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Accountant jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just assume its changed.
Accountant jokes October 21, 2026Joko An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation.”It was late at night” says the pilot, “Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings.””Im sorry,” says the auditor, “but youll have to bear the cost yourself.””The cost of what?” asks the pilot.”Of the bearings you lost.”
Accountant jokes October 21, 2026Joko An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of acres. The auditor, being very diligent, noted that the value of the sheep formed a significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew that he would have to verify that asset. He chartered an aircraft and flew up to the station. The manager was at the airstrip to meet him.”Hello,” he said. “Im the auditor. Ive come to count the sheep.”