Doctor and nurse jokes October 19, 2026Joko We have technology which allows people to see through walls. We call them windows. Spread the loveWe have technology which allows people to see through walls. We call them windows.
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.”John: “Is he feeling better now?”Jack: “No, he has a broken arm.”John: “How did he break it?”Jack: “Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.”John: “How did he break his arm?”Jack: “He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko Doctor: “Good news you passed your hearing test!”Patient: “HUH”
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Doctor, doctor!” said the panic-stricken woman, “my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?””Quite simple,” said the doctor calmly. “You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husbands mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out.””Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. Ill go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cods head.””What do you want a cods head for?””Oh- I forgot to tell you. Ive got to get the cat out first!”