Rabbit jokes October 19, 2026Joko [wakes up & turns to wife] “I had a nightmare. You died.” “Aw. It was just a-” “Let me finish. You died & I had to make my breakfast.” Spread the love[wakes up & turns to wife] “I had a nightmare. You died.” “Aw. It was just a-” “Let me finish. You died & I had to make my breakfast.”
Rabbit jokes October 21, 2026Joko Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Rabbit jokes October 21, 2026Joko Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Rabbit jokes October 21, 2026Joko Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!