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WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you!
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The pessimist in me says ‘the glass is half empty’… The optimist in me says ‘at least it’s whiskey’.

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The pessimist in me says ‘the glass is half empty’… The optimist in me says ‘at least it’s whiskey’.

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The pessimist in me says ‘the glass is half empty’… The optimist in me says ‘at least it’s whiskey’.

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A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions. There were two passengers present, a microbiologist and a yeast geneticist. The hijacker gave each one two minutes to explain why they shouldnt be killed. The microbiologist (who studied bacteria) talked for 1 minute 59 seconds explaining that he studies bacteria, bacteria are model organisms for the study of genetics and physiology etc. etc. and finished with an emotional, bacteria-laden plea which had the hijacker in tears. When he was done, they turned to the yeast geneticist who said, “let me explain to you why yeast genetics is an important discipline…” but he was interrupted by the microbiologist who exclaimed “Shoot me! Shoot me!”

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