Elephant jokes October 19, 2026Joko So this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times? Spread the loveSo this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times?
Elephant jokes October 21, 2026Joko An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant — first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephants neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, “Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!”
Elephant jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!