Various animal jokes October 19, 2026Joko So, I was talking to my friend who runs a scrap yard. I asked how business was… … He replied: “pretty good, I’ve seen a bit of a pickup recently.” Spread the loveSo, I was talking to my friend who runs a scrap yard. I asked how business was… … He replied: “pretty good, I’ve seen a bit of a pickup recently.”
Various animal jokes October 21, 2026Joko A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it “Hi Mr. Lion!” The other said, “Where did you get the gorilla suit?” The lion, rather frustrated, asks, “How did you know I was a lion?” The eagles then started to sing, “You cant hide your lion eyes”.
Various animal jokes October 21, 2026Joko A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said “it is quite cold out here can I come in?” the man shouted “NO why dont you all understand I want to be alone!” and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, “What did you do that for?”
Various animal jokes October 21, 2026Joko Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.”Theres a human with a gun, and hes getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?”To which the second skink calmly replied, “Let us spray .”