“Remember Robert from work?” Yeah..he was a douche. “He died.” WHAT?!? OMG..He was such a nice guy!
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said “it is quite cold out here can I come in?” the man shouted “NO why dont you all understand I want to be alone!” and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, “What did you do that for?”
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.”Theres a human with a gun, and hes getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?”To which the second skink calmly replied, “Let us spray .”
