Old age jokes October 19, 2026Joko Q: Where do fleas go to surf? A: To the microwave. Spread the loveQ: Where do fleas go to surf? A: To the microwave.
Old age jokes October 21, 2026Joko A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.”The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, “I sure wish Id gotten to know you sooner!”
Old age jokes October 21, 2026Joko You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Shes 97 today and we dont know where the hell she is.
Old age jokes October 21, 2026Joko One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, “When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree.” So, the grandson hits the ball and it bumps against the tree and lands not to far from where it started. “Of course,” added the grandpa, “when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall.”
