Accountant jokes October 19, 2026Joko Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster. Spread the loveNobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster.
Accountant jokes October 21, 2026Joko The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for.”Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.””Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave, 22.5% superannuation, paid expenses to overseas conferences every year, home telephone reimbursed and a company car replaced every 20,000 kilometres, say a Mercedes convertible.”The graduate sat up straight and tried not to look excited. “Wow. Are you kidding?””Yeah. But you started it.”
Accountant jokes October 21, 2026Joko A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to “The Unknown Soldier”. At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: “Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg”.The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name.The resident replied, “As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant-Oy! He was something.”
Accountant jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just assume its changed.