Firefighter jokes October 19, 2026Joko My new thesaurus is terrible. It’s also terrible. Spread the loveMy new thesaurus is terrible. It’s also terrible.
Firefighter jokes October 21, 2026Joko When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the trigger to release the foam.”Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin.The instructor hinted, “Like a hand grenade, remember?”In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin — and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
Firefighter jokes October 21, 2026Joko A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks.After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean?”Thats easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour.” says the devil.”I dont see the Chiefs clock anywhere?” the fireman says.The devil replied, “Oh him, we have his down in the basement, were using it for a fan.”
Firefighter jokes October 21, 2026Joko The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars.However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave.As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, “Dont worry… its just the dispatcher toning him out.”
