Heaven and hell jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.

Heaven and hell jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. “How did you get here?” he asked. And the new angel replied, “Flu…”

Heaven and hell jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. “Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven. “But you realize, I hope, that weve got all the good players and the best coaches.” “I know, and thats all right,” Satan answered unperturbed. “Weve got all the umpires.”