Dentist jokes October 19, 2026Joko Most Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven. Spread the loveMost Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven.
Dentist jokes October 21, 2026Joko Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.””Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Cant you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”
Dentist jokes October 21, 2026Joko A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?”The man replies, “all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious … Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything.””Well,” says the dentist, “thats probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. Its eaten away your upper plate. Ill make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.””Why chrome?” asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, “Its simple. Everyone knows that … theres no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”