Money jokes October 19, 2026Joko Mom, have you seen my turtle? Your friends took it outside to play. They’re cracking walnuts. Spread the loveMom, have you seen my turtle? Your friends took it outside to play. They’re cracking walnuts.
Money jokes October 21, 2026Joko After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, weve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”
Money jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(He wanted cold hard cash!)
Money jokes October 21, 2026Joko If George Washington were alive today, why couldnt he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?Because a dollar doesnt go as far as it used to.