Zoo jokes October 19, 2026Joko Marines Lock a Marine in a room with 4 bowling balls. He’ll lose one, break one, and one will be on fire. The other one is pregnant. Spread the loveMarines Lock a Marine in a room with 4 bowling balls. He’ll lose one, break one, and one will be on fire. The other one is pregnant.
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, lept to the ground and kissed her. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the bars and resumed thumping on his massive chest. The nouns met again a week later and one of the nouns asked her friend,”I have one question.Did he sent flowers afterwards…?”