Idiot and fool jokes October 19, 2026Joko In Soviet Russia, The LSD take you. Spread the loveIn Soviet Russia, The LSD take you.
Idiot and fool jokes October 21, 2026Joko There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig.The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldnt believe how hard these men were working, but couldnt understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them.He said to the hole digger, “I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!”The hole digger replied, “Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.”
Idiot and fool jokes October 21, 2026Joko An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. “But I think I know where Im going wrong,” said the idiot. “I think I am planting them too deep.”
Idiot and fool jokes October 21, 2026Joko Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says “I want four budgies.” Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I dont care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr… Newfie – I dont care what color they are, just put four budgies in a box for me. Is that too hard? Salesman – O.K. O.K. The two newfies pay for the budgies and leave. They drive out to this high cliff in Newfoundland and the first newfie reaches in the box and pulls out two of the birds, grasps them firmly and jumps off the cliff while flapping his arms. Of course he SPLATS at the bottom. The second newfie looks down at his friends twisted remains and says “What a shame. this budgie jumping isnt all its cracked up to be!”
