Tecnologia October 19, 2026Joko I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. ‘Dad, that’s the first time’ ‘That’s a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.’ So I robbed a bank Spread the loveI was 14, my dad caught me drinking. ‘Dad, that’s the first time’ ‘That’s a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.’ So I robbed a bank
Tecnologia October 20, 2026Joko [Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin’? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong.
Tecnologia October 20, 2026Joko Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin… It might taste the same but that shit just ain’t right.
Tecnologia October 20, 2026Joko What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise? Open the door and kick her out.