Tecnologia October 19, 2026Joko I swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does. Spread the loveI swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does.
Tecnologia October 20, 2026Joko Me*taps wife’s shoulder*Whatcha doin? wife:Meditating me*still tapping*Why? wife: It helps me relax me*still tapping* Is it working? wife:No
Tecnologia October 20, 2026Joko Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin… It might taste the same but that shit just ain’t right.
Tecnologia October 20, 2026Joko [Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin’? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong.
