Marriage jokes October 19, 2026Joko I save money on condoms by not getting laid. Spread the loveI save money on condoms by not getting laid.
Marriage jokes October 21, 2026Joko A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.” “But you are not wearing any of those things.” “I know,” she said. “Its in case I should die before my husband. Im sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry.”
Marriage jokes October 21, 2026Joko My wife sez that Im too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, Ill have to beg. I told her Id be fine. I mean look at all the experience Ive got.
Marriage jokes October 21, 2026Joko QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, “I do” and “Youd better!”
