Police jokes October 19, 2026Joko I never know how much to tip a cow. Spread the loveI never know how much to tip a cow.
Police jokes October 21, 2026Joko Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Police jokes October 21, 2026Joko A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further hes stopped by a police officer. Officer: “Good evening sir. Were testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”. Man: “Im sorry, I cant do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air”. Officer: “Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test”. Man: “I cant do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death”. Officer: “Then youll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line”. Man: “Cant do that either”. Officer: “Why not?”. Man: “Because Im dead drunk”.
Police jokes October 21, 2026Joko Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
