Zoo jokes October 19, 2026Joko I just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu. Spread the loveI just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu.
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.
Zoo jokes October 21, 2026Joko Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, lept to the ground and kissed her. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the bars and resumed thumping on his massive chest. The nouns met again a week later and one of the nouns asked her friend,”I have one question.Did he sent flowers afterwards…?”