Aviation jokes October 19, 2026Joko I don’t wear a watch. I DECIDE what time it is. Spread the loveI don’t wear a watch. I DECIDE what time it is.
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It was very early in the morning and a number of passenger around me looked quite alarmed as, apartfrom the noise, a number of overhead lockers dropped open and several items of carry-on luggage were launched down the aisle.After slowing up, the aircraft turned off the runway and turned towards the stand and over the PA came “Good morning ladies gentlemen, this is Captain Smith, welcome to Luton…and if any of you were asleep…I bet youre not now!”
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko ATC: “Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? ” Cessna: “To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating.” ATC: “I meant in the next five minutes not years.”
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it–until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: “Honey, Ive told you once, Ive told you twice, Ive told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair …”
