Business jokes October 21, 2026Joko The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action. The Japanese team had six people rowing and one person steering and rowing; the American team had two people rowing and five people steering. After a year of study and thousands spent analyzing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the American team. So as race day neared again the following year, the American teams management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure for the American s was: one quality assurance manager, two steering managers, one area steering managers, and a new performance review manager for the two people rowing the boat to provide work incentive. That year, the Japanese won by TWO miles !!! Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rowers for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.
Business jokes October 21, 2026Joko Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?Because business was very light.
Business jokes October 21, 2026Joko Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other ” hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?” pointing to the supervisor. The other says, “I dont know, go ask him.” So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says “Hey, how come we do all a da work and you get all a da money?” The supervisor says “Intelligence”.Guido says “what is this intelligence?”The supervisor puts his hand on a tree and says “Hita myhand as hard as you can!”Guido winds up and with all his might tries to hit thesupervisors hand. Just as he almost does the supervisorpulls his hand away and Guido hits the tree! The supervisorsays “Thats intelligence”.Still smarting Guido goes back to his co-worker and hisco-worker says “Hey what did he say?”With a sheepish look on his face Guido puts his hand on hisface and says “hita my hand as hard as you can. . .”
