Various animal jokes October 19, 2026Joko How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French? Melon D’OH Spread the loveHow does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French? Melon D’OH
Various animal jokes October 21, 2026Joko One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!
Various animal jokes October 21, 2026Joko This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little Ss painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered “When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!”
Various animal jokes October 21, 2026Joko A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it “Hi Mr. Lion!” The other said, “Where did you get the gorilla suit?” The lion, rather frustrated, asks, “How did you know I was a lion?” The eagles then started to sing, “You cant hide your lion eyes”.
