Marriage jokes October 19, 2026Joko How do you subdue a large snake? You use a boa restrictor Spread the loveHow do you subdue a large snake? You use a boa restrictor
Marriage jokes October 21, 2026Joko The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. “Dont be to mad at Dave,” a friend told her. “He did a terrific job. Id be glad to have him usher at my wedding.” “Yeah,” Betty replied, “I wish he had been an usher at mine.”
Marriage jokes October 21, 2026Joko Wife, opening mail, to spouse: “The bank says that this is our last notice. Isnt it wonderful that theyre not going to bother us anymore?
Marriage jokes October 21, 2026Joko “The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Brian told his best friend Mike. “Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?” his friend suggested. “But what if my wife finds out?” “Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st centrury, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!” So Brian went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.” “Forget it,” said his wife. “Ive tried that many times – it never worked.”
