Children jokes October 19, 2026Joko How do you stop a Polish battletank? Shoot the guy pushing it. Spread the loveHow do you stop a Polish battletank? Shoot the guy pushing it.
Children jokes October 21, 2026Joko Son to his father as they watch television: “Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel.”
Children jokes October 21, 2026Joko A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. “I always knew God would take care of us,” said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home. “I like to hear you say that,” beamed the mother. “Always remember that God is in His heaven watching over us.” “Oh, I wasnt talking about THAT God,” the five year old interrupted. “I was talking about the COAST God.”
Children jokes October 21, 2026Joko After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “Whats the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: “that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home…I just want her to stay with you guys.”
