College jokes October 19, 2026Joko How do you piss off an emo? Give them a dull razor. Spread the loveHow do you piss off an emo? Give them a dull razor.
College jokes October 21, 2026Joko A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new.”An old flame? I asked.He winked and said, “More like an unlit match.”
College jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Now my motto in life,” said the school chaplain, “is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?””My motto is let bygones be bygones.””Thats good. Why did you choose that?””Then I wouldnt have to take any history classes!”
College jokes October 21, 2026Joko College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. “What kind of pie do you call this?” asked one student indignantly.”Whats it taste like?” asked the cook.””Glue!””Then its apple pie the plum pie tastes like soap.”
