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How do you make a dog meow? Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw… MEEEOOOW!

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How do you make a dog meow? Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw… MEEEOOOW!

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On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It was very early in the morning and a number of passenger around me looked quite alarmed as, apartfrom the noise, a number of overhead lockers dropped open and several items of carry-on luggage were launched down the aisle.After slowing up, the aircraft turned off the runway and turned towards the stand and over the PA came “Good morning ladies gentlemen, this is Captain Smith, welcome to Luton…and if any of you were asleep…I bet youre not now!”

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