Money jokes October 19, 2026Joko How do you kill a giraffe? Punch him in the throat. Spread the loveHow do you kill a giraffe? Punch him in the throat.
Money jokes October 21, 2026Joko After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, weve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”
Money jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(He wanted cold hard cash!)
Money jokes October 21, 2026Joko Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
