Judge jokes October 19, 2026Joko How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself. Spread the loveHow do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself.
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Cant they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I dont want them to know it.
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St. Peter, who told him that hisonly recourse was to appeal his assignment. Thelawyer immediately advised that he intended toappeal, but was then told that he would be waitingat least three years before his appeal could beheard. The lawyer protested that a three-year waitwas unconscionable, but his words fell on deaf ears.The lawyer was then approached by the devil, whotold him that he would be able to arrange an appealto be heard in a few days, if the lawyer was willingto change venue to Hell. The lawyer asked: “Why canappeals be heard so much sooner in Hell?”The devil answered: “We have all of the judges.”
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, “State your name, occupation, and the charge.”The defendant said, “Im Sparks, Im an electrician, charged with battery.”The judge winced and said, “Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!”
