Divorce jokes October 19, 2026Joko How do you circumsize a blue whale? Four skindivers Spread the loveHow do you circumsize a blue whale? Four skindivers
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified hed stepped out “for a beer” on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back.
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself.”Sorry, he doesnt live here anymore, were divorced!”Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results.He does this everyday for a week, and finally his ex-wife realizes who it is that keeps calling. “Look, Bozo! Were divorced! Finito! End of story! When are you going to get that through your fat head?””Oh, I know! I just cant hear it enough!”