Restaurant jokes October 19, 2026Joko How do pirates measure rope? In yarr’ds. Spread the loveHow do pirates measure rope? In yarr’ds.
Restaurant jokes October 21, 2026Joko A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the nights special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.”The chicken sounds good; Ill have that,” the woman says.The waiter nods. “And the vegetable?” he asks.”Oh, hell have the fish,” she replies.
Restaurant jokes October 21, 2026Joko An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. “This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc.” Then came the dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for the explanation. Silence. “Well?” he finally asked, “Whats this?” The waiter replied, “Its a friend of duck.”
