Various animal jokes October 21, 2026Joko How are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents! Spread the loveHow are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents!
Various animal jokes October 21, 2026Joko A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it “Hi Mr. Lion!” The other said, “Where did you get the gorilla suit?” The lion, rather frustrated, asks, “How did you know I was a lion?” The eagles then started to sing, “You cant hide your lion eyes”.
Various animal jokes October 21, 2026Joko A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said “it is quite cold out here can I come in?” the man shouted “NO why dont you all understand I want to be alone!” and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, “What did you do that for?”
Various animal jokes October 21, 2026Joko Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.”Theres a human with a gun, and hes getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?”To which the second skink calmly replied, “Let us spray .”