Clinton jokes October 19, 2026Joko Had to fire my personal Trainer. He dint do squat. Spread the loveHad to fire my personal Trainer. He dint do squat.
Clinton jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?A: There is White-out on the screen.
Clinton jokes October 21, 2026Joko Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas. A tornado comes along andwhirls them up into the air and tosses them thousandsof yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from thevehicle, they realize theyre in the fabled Land of Oz. They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. TheWizard is known for granting people their wishes. Quayle says, “Im going to ask the Wizard for a brain.” Gingrich responds, “Im going to ask the Wizard for a heart.” Clinton speaks up, “Wheres Dorothy?”
Clinton jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: Whats Clinton doing to make Americans happy?A: If youve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family–youre happy.
