Doctor and nurse jokes October 19, 2026Joko God doesn’t play dice well, that’s what he tells Mrs God. Spread the loveGod doesn’t play dice well, that’s what he tells Mrs God.
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko Doctor: “Good news you passed your hearing test!”Patient: “HUH”
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Doctor, doctor!” said the panic-stricken woman, “my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?””Quite simple,” said the doctor calmly. “You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husbands mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out.””Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. Ill go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cods head.””What do you want a cods head for?””Oh- I forgot to tell you. Ive got to get the cat out first!”
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?A: In case they have to draw blood.
