Estilo de Vida October 19, 2026Joko Every time I use <3 in an @ to someone, I can't help but think, "Please accept this carrot with balls as a token of how much I heart you." Spread the loveEvery time I use <3 in an @ to someone, I can't help but think, "Please accept this carrot with balls as a token of how much I heart you."
Estilo de Vida October 20, 2026Joko What’s the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick? Asking for my two year old.
Estilo de Vida October 20, 2026Joko Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies.
Estilo de Vida October 20, 2026Joko 1am: Huh, I’m not tired… 2am: I feel great! Maybe I don’t need sleep? 3am: LET’S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I’VE EVER HAD. 3:04am: Euthanise me.