Beauty jokes October 20, 2026Joko Don’t you hate it when you punch up the fuckline? Spread the loveDon’t you hate it when you punch up the fuckline?
Beauty jokes October 21, 2026Joko Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said Julie. It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.
Beauty jokes October 21, 2026Joko Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while – then it fell off.
Beauty jokes October 21, 2026Joko Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh yeah, said the other, what was she like ?Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.The other said, Yes, but what was The Bride of Dracula like ?
