Divorce jokes October 19, 2026Joko Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry. Edit: Nevermind. Spread the loveDoes the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry. Edit: Nevermind.
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, “Judge, we want a divorce.” The judge says, “Youve been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?” The couple say in unison, “Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead.”