College jokes October 19, 2026Joko Does California have *any* water? I seriously drought it. Spread the loveDoes California have *any* water? I seriously drought it.
College jokes October 21, 2026Joko A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question?” – Discuss. After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.” The student received an “A” on the exam. A Boston brokerage house advertised for a “young Harvard graduate or the equivalent.” Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad. He said, “Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time?”
College jokes October 21, 2026Joko Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Dont worry, son. Your mother will come back. Shes only bringing people babies and making them happy.”The next night, its fathers turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying, “Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now hes bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.”A few days later, the storks parents are desperate: their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where hes been all night.The baby stork says, “No where. Just scaring the hell out of college students!”
College jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
