Customer: Why dont you have doggie bags?Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
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Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !
“Waiter!” shouted the furious diner, “How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!””My apologies,” said the waiter. “Ill inform the branch manager.”
