I’ve heard of a chicken coop… But turkey coups must be the new thing
I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband.
I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
I’m giving up alcohol for a month…. Wait, sorry. That came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.
I’m giving up alcohol for a month…. Wait, sorry. That came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.
What’s the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini? You won’t find a Lambo in a landfill.
What’s the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini? You won’t find a Lambo in a landfill.
Anonymous gets Alzheimer’s They sign off: We are Anonymous, we are a legion, we do not forgive, we do not….
Anonymous gets Alzheimer’s They sign off: We are Anonymous, we are a legion, we do not forgive, we do not….
I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers… But there’s no pun in ten dead.
I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers… But there’s no pun in ten dead.
As I get older I realize my penis is like Jesus. It takes 3 days to reserect after a good beating.
As I get older I realize my penis is like Jesus. It takes 3 days to reserect after a good beating.
What do you use to make boot soup? Birkenstock
What do you use to make boot soup? Birkenstock
If men had periods our commercials would be awesome…
If men had periods our commercials would be awesome…