Where do you take a sick ship? To the doc(k)!
My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic.
My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic.
When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian.
When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian.
When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?
When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?
OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?
OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?
Sports are a lot like porn… Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money.
Sports are a lot like porn… Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money.
September is Alzheimer’s Awareness month… remind me tomorrow.
September is Alzheimer’s Awareness month… remind me tomorrow.
My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food
My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food
The thermostat was invented 125 years ago, but I have yet to work in an office with one that has anything but Africa and Sibera as settings.
The thermostat was invented 125 years ago, but I have yet to work in an office with one that has anything but Africa and Sibera as settings.
Why should you never play poker with African cats? Because they’re cheetahs.
Why should you never play poker with African cats? Because they’re cheetahs.