Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently… He was really shaken up about it.
Assuming Twitter is legally binding, when I die, please wrap me in a giant ball of burrata as this is my greatest wish. Thank you.
Assuming Twitter is legally binding, when I die, please wrap me in a giant ball of burrata as this is my greatest wish. Thank you.
I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up, dried out and stashed in the freezer.
I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up, dried out and stashed in the freezer.
First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote “like an onion”. Can you clarify?
First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote “like an onion”. Can you clarify?
Sometimes I tell my Then I laugh at them.
Sometimes I tell my Then I laugh at them.
So … Helium walks into a bar Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says: “We don’t serve noble gasses here.” Helium doesn’t react.
So … Helium walks into a bar Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says: “We don’t serve noble gasses here.” Helium doesn’t react.
Answering Machines “I’m only here in spirit at the moment, but if you’ll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I’m here in person.”
Answering Machines “I’m only here in spirit at the moment, but if you’ll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I’m here in person.”
“Read ’em and weep” I say as I lay down my hand: a collection of my grandparent’s handwritten love letters from WWII.
“Read ’em and weep” I say as I lay down my hand: a collection of my grandparent’s handwritten love letters from WWII.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and McDonald’s? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and McDonald’s? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
What do you call a far-ranging debate? A mass-debate.
What do you call a far-ranging debate? A mass-debate.