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There are 11 types of people… People who understand binary, people who don’t, and people who are tired of the same damn binary joke being reposted over and over.
There are 11 types of people… People who understand binary, people who don’t, and people who are tired of the same damn binary joke being reposted over and over.
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don’t know I wasn’t invited !
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don’t know I wasn’t invited !
What’s the difference between jelly and jam? Well I can’t jelly my dick up your ass
What’s the difference between jelly and jam? Well I can’t jelly my dick up your ass
There should be a “Life of Pi” TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week.
There should be a “Life of Pi” TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week.
The guy who coined “put that in your pipe & smoke it” was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed.
The guy who coined “put that in your pipe & smoke it” was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She Gagged.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She Gagged.
What is a pigs favorite type of acrobatics? Porkour
What is a pigs favorite type of acrobatics? Porkour
Why didn’t the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son’s death? They didn’t bereave him
Why didn’t the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son’s death? They didn’t bereave him
The worst part about working with a bunch of dicks… …is they tend to rub off on you.
The worst part about working with a bunch of dicks… …is they tend to rub off on you.