Category: Witch jokes

What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in Eminem’s basement!

What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks? You don’t look like you could take a joke.

Twitter has lost 90% of my tweets. Great! Now I’ve got nothing to show for the last two years. Nothing.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !

If your name is Susan, I surmise you’re lazy. If your name is Tom, I posit you’re a peeper. If your name is Jason, I automatically assume… YOU’RE A CUNT!!! NO! SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU, JASON!!!

Liquor How does a prostitute hold her liquor?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I’m black so I can say this)

Sat here scratching my ass, spying on the neighbour washing her beaver, it dawns on me. We have some non-traditional pets on our cul-de-sac.

This chick last night told me to do her like her ex husband so I drained her bank accounts and banged her sister

when you write a word and it looks wrong but it’s right and you just sit there and contemplate life