Category: Witch jokes

I’ve fallen into a sar chasm. Totally didn’t break my legs! It’s a regular party down here!

“Moo.” – hipster sheep

I couldn’t tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day.

What do communists and feminists have in common … They cannot change anything.

I bought my wife a new dress A really slinky number But it only works when shes going down stairs

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Juan

I don’t understand why certain people don’t get communist jokes All it takes is a little common sense.

Magic is like breast implants… …we all know its fake, but when done well, can give you a feeling of true wonder

What do you call a rape in the military? A flashbang.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !