Look, if you didn’t want to go to prison you should’ve started a war or destroyed the economy. But you downloaded a movie, you felon
“C’mon, your relationship isn’t *that* serious.” – Las Vegas
“C’mon, your relationship isn’t *that* serious.” – Las Vegas
Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.
Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.
“The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor” – inventor of carpet toliet seat covers
“The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor” – inventor of carpet toliet seat covers
What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite.
What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite.
A criminal burgles into a dormitory… He yells at one of the students: “I’m looking for money!” The student calmly replies: “What a coincidence, I am too!”
A criminal burgles into a dormitory… He yells at one of the students: “I’m looking for money!” The student calmly replies: “What a coincidence, I am too!”
What do you call someone who can’t turn pancakes? A flip-flop.
What do you call someone who can’t turn pancakes? A flip-flop.
What did the lecherous Sufi say to the burkini fatso? Ouagadougou
What did the lecherous Sufi say to the burkini fatso? Ouagadougou
I’m all for people, places, and things. I guess you could say I am pronouns.
I’m all for people, places, and things. I guess you could say I am pronouns.
What do you call a milf barista? Joe Mama
What do you call a milf barista? Joe Mama